If all the parks are closed, why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house? Ann, you devious bastard. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, what are you going to do? That's the way it is. Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes. The only guy that I care about right now is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun.Ĭhildren's concerts aren't a priority these days. I just want to give you a little advice, which is don't make it last really long.Īre you using protection? You know what? I'm just going to stay away from all guys right now. Why else would Boyz II Men's On Bended Knee be playing right now? Okay. I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Recently, I had been thinking about maybe leaving this job.Īnd then Ann broke up with me the week that I was going to propose, the government got shut down, and yesterday one of those pigeons took a on me. You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years. How could you quit? You know, not everyone has your enthusiasm for this work. What are you doing? What's happening? You know, they offered me a buyout, and I took it.Īnd so now, I work for Norton Construction. Why don't you see a movie or go shopping? Wait a minute. What should I do about this? I don't know, Leslie. That's the guy who likes you, that you're not into.Īnd which part of him are you not looking at? Traditionally, when I end a long-term relationship, I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things.īut what I can't stand is they're canceling Freddy Spaghetti. I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.Īnd no pressure, but I do have tonight open. The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. I was just doing my daily lunchtime 10 miles and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.ĭid you just start your run? No, I'm already at mile nine. Okay? Your department, all the way down here, is not a priority.Īnd frankly, you're not even supposed to be in the building, Leslie. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Ben. Okay? I mean, Idaho cut their Parks Department by 80%, and Idaho is basically one giant park. I have run 10 miles a day every day for 18 years. Isn't there anything that we can do about that? No, there isn't. The government has been shut for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me.Ĭan you guess who? Ben? There was a big concert. Is there any way I can still kind of Yeah? I'd love to hear it.Īre you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile? Leslie Knope. I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Well, sit down and tell me exactly what has happened.Įvery year, we kick off the summer with a children's concert series.Īnd this year, the concert has been canceled due to the shutdown. What about the kids' concert tomorrow at Ramsett Park? The Freddy Spaghetti concert. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live? I don't know what to tell you. With the government shut down, who is going to stop Al-Qaeda? One thing at a time. How long will they be closed? Could be forever. Look, no one is more upset about this than I am. If you see her, will you tell her I really need to talk to her? You got it.Īll I can tell you is that all the parks are closed until further notice. Hey, so I've been trying like crazy to get a hold of April. It's, like, one of the highest you can get. I just got this super sweet-ass rad crotch rocket.īut due to, you know, never having a job, I couldn't afford it until now. How long is it going to last? Well, if we're lucky, this building will be empty for months. Where is everyone? The government is shut down.
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